THE WEIRDNESS THAT IS EBAY~

I admit that I spend too much time on Ebay. My laptop is right here - on my lap -
when I am watching the Braves, HGTV etc. so I am always snooping around Ebay just for fun. Sometimes this can be expensive. Other times it's purely recreational.
Last night I was looking for a pair of plain black crop pants when I saw this item:
Silicon Buttocks Butt Bum Pad Inserts Lift ,M.
Now obviously I need a size L so I skipped past this item. I have no need to have a bootay like Beyonce since my stage career is finito, kaput, no more.

Here are a few other items I have seen over the past few days:

LEARN TO BECOME A WITCH! LIFETIME SCHOOL MEMBERSHIP - We are now Witch School International!This means you are going to get access to the best Pagan Public Education System in the world. We are offering this auction to improve our service. The current bid is now at $50.

X14 HUGE LIFESIZE CARVED CHRYSOPRASE CRYSTAL SKULL 11LB which is only $15.50 as of the moment. It's part of a store-wide clearance sale.

And last but not the least weird....
SOLE ARTIST Special Offer! CYNTHIA'S BARE FEET!
Several digital images of Cynthia barefoot in different poses & outfits.
Buy it now for just $4.95.

I came home from my friend Andrea's with an armload of paperbacks - I guess reading them would be a better use of my time than Ebay!