TOP 10 REASONS YOU KNOW YOU ARE ON A DIET~
10. The fuzzy candy you find in your recliner looks so yummy.
9. You start thinking that maybe being a size 3X isn't so bad.
8. You change grocery stores to one which hands out free samples.
7. The dogs food has an increased appeal, especially the chopped chicken with cheese.
6. You brush your teeth 12 times a day just for the sugar fix.
5. You spend a lot of time looking for a diet featuring bagels, brownies, and cherry pie.
4. You want to hurl a brick at the tv when the "Look at me, I'm a size 2" woman appears.
3. In place of having a snack you count your fat rolls.
2. You wonder if your Hoover in the utility room could do a budget liposuction.
.........and the number 1 reason you know you are on a diet....
You are hungry, grumpy, depressed, annoyed, sad, and just plain torqued!
Diets are for those who are thick and tired of it.
9. You start thinking that maybe being a size 3X isn't so bad.
8. You change grocery stores to one which hands out free samples.
7. The dogs food has an increased appeal, especially the chopped chicken with cheese.
6. You brush your teeth 12 times a day just for the sugar fix.
5. You spend a lot of time looking for a diet featuring bagels, brownies, and cherry pie.
4. You want to hurl a brick at the tv when the "Look at me, I'm a size 2" woman appears.
3. In place of having a snack you count your fat rolls.
2. You wonder if your Hoover in the utility room could do a budget liposuction.
.........and the number 1 reason you know you are on a diet....
You are hungry, grumpy, depressed, annoyed, sad, and just plain torqued!
Diets are for those who are thick and tired of it.
posted by susan @ 6:51 PM
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1 Comments:
I about rolled out of my seat laughing so hard... its so true! I can't wait to see how many pounds I'll have to lose once I have this baby!! It'll be diet central for me again!
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