SPEECHLESS IN ELLIJAY...

YES- You are seeing what you think you are seeing. An Australian "artist" has successfully implanted an ear on his forearm. Not just any old ear either. He grew this one in a la-bor-ah-tory from ear cells and it has been flourishing nicely since last year.
His future desires for his third ear ---"I hope to have a tiny microphone implanted in it that will connect with a bluetooth transmitter; that way you can listen to what my ear is hearing." Oh yeah. I wanna get in on THAT conversation!

I always thought I would like to live to be 100 but now I am having second thoughts.
I am wondering if the streets will be overrun with people with ears on their arms,toes on their knees and perhaps butts on their foreheads. I'm not sure there's enough Xanax at Rite-Aid to get me through that.