ST. JOSEPH, SAGE SMUDGING AND SPELLS.....

OKAY. I don't want to imply that we are DESPARATE to sell our house.
But...I did buy a $3.95 St Joseph statue on Ebay. Now THAT seller is raking in the bucks and probably lives in a mansion which he will never want to sell! Following explicit directions, Pat and I went to the BACK of the house where Pat dug a 12" hole and plopped in our plastic hope head first, facing the house. We covered him with some Georgia clay and thanked him for helping us. Included with my Ebay purchase was a prayer card which can be modified to suit each person. We are to pray daily for his help. I personally think he must be bummed to the max being buried around the world upside down.. If one St.Joseph statue is supposed to help - what if we buried more? What if we sunk oh, say twenty of them all around the back yard? Would that mean the place might sell in about 20 minutes? If so I'm all about getting St. Joseph in BULK! Who cares if the lawn looks mole-ridden!

A few days ago a woman at the thift store who is trying to flip her house told me that she had gone over there and cleaned and vacuumed...and done a sage smudge.
"Excuse me?" I replied. Well it seems that they sell white sage in a bundle that can be lit at one end. Then when the flame is burned out you are left with a sort of handy-dandy smudge pot. It has been said that cleansing with burning sage will expel negative vibrations, entities and thought influences which have been harmful or limiting to the individual or their home. Her flip was purchased from a guy who went thru a bad divorce and some bad money stuff so she regularly smudges the house. When I checked Ebay I found all kinds of white sage smudge...99 cents plus $2.99 shipping.
Mine should be here tomorrow!



In case you think "She must be losing the grip..." au contrare. I KNOW we will sell this house because if the above two don't work - then for $60 I can purchase a Magic Spell on the internet - it's Number 38 to be exact - to sell our house. From their ad:
Magic spell 38 = Sell your House This spell helps you to see your home through the eyes of a prospective buyers. It will guide your instincts so that you will sense what your buyer wants to know and what particular features in your home they are most interested in. This will help you to express and appreciate the benefits that you have to offer and communicate these easily. Here is what one of our clients had to say about this spell. "Your spells (FM38, FM39) to sell and find my home were terrific! Within one week of receiving the spells, we had an offer made on our house and found and made an offer on our ideal home. Absolutely unbelievable!

SELLING A HOUSE SPELL -OFFERED FREE ON THE INTERNET!
For this spell you will need a white or gold candle, the house keys of the property you wish to sell & your wand- chant the following:

"I cast this spell & I cast this spell well,
May my property be desired for all to be admired,
Please honour my promise with intent for honest,
May this house be sold and never be untold,
May my sale be quick & without confusion,
Please sell my house with a good illusion,
So must it be."

So as you can see - we have lots of help and I'm sure we will be closing on the family manse any day! But first, I'm off to Ebay to find a magic wand!