STAND BACK PAPARAZZI!

I KNOW that when Pat and I go to J&R's SPORTS BAR for wings the paparazzi will be laying in wait for me and won't they be surprised when they see that I HAVE SHAVED MY HEAD???? I am off to the tat parlor later today to get Pat's name and those of all my children and grandchildren tattooed on my dome along with the Constitution. I believe that it behooves me to stay in tune with the times...to be hip...cool...phat...you know how I roll. When I tire of the bald look I can always borrow Pat's wig from his last theatrical production when he played Danny in "Grease".

Somebody get those photographer's outta my way!!