Wednesday, December 30, 2009

FEARLESS PREDICTIONS FOR 2010





First of all, wasn't it just the MILLENIUM? Weren't we just worrying about what would happen to all of our electronics when the clock ticked 12:01am back then. Here it is all those years later. That is scary!

Here are my FEARLESS PREDICTIONS for 2010~

#1.
I will lose 85 pounds and be a featured story in Ladies Home Journal.

#2.
Pat will finally win Mega Millions. Adios FDIC. Adios house in Georgia. Hello beach condo. Sharesies for everyone we know.

#3.
More than one baby will arrive in the family in 2012. This prediction means that either Ryan and Jessica will have twins, (or) someone else will have to step up to fulfill this prediction. It won't be me.

#4.
Angelina Jolie will leave Brad Pitt for Jennifer Anniston.

#5.
The Republicans will seize control of the Congress. Nancy Pelosi,Harry Reid and Barney Frank will be caught in a tawdry "situation".

#6.
Barack Obama will be impeached.

#7.
D.B.Cooper will be found.

#8.
A cloud of Greenhouse Gas will overtake Algore and he will be rendered speechless for the first 9 months of the year.

#9.
There will be a revolt among the citizens regarding the outrageous bills passed by Congress culminating in a massive rally in Chicago in October.

#10.
We will get to see each and every family member in 2010 and
all of our cherished friends!!

HAPPY NEW YEAR TO ALL --- MAY IT BE A GREAT ONE!!!

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