WOKE UP THIS MORNING...WITH OLD LADY HANDS

How can it be possible that I went to bed last night and then woke up this morning with old lady hands? While eating today I glanced down at my hands and EEEEK! - they all of a sudden are looking wrinkled and what I once thought were brown freckles are in fact not. Because I can't see worth a poop without my glasses on, when I slap the requisite makeup on in the morning my face has that lovely renaissance blur. Wrinkles? What wrinkles? Creases? Where? But the day progresses and requires me to wear glasses to avoid bumping into walls. And that's when I noticed my hands. I will drag my gloves out and wear them to bed tonight after slathering vaseline on my hands. Can I hold back time? Not a chance. My blood test results at the doctors office today said that my cholesterol was that of a 20 year old. Luckily they dont test hand skin.