WHAT IF......

*** What if ALL the leaves fell off the trees at the same time?
*** What if ALL the polls are wrong and John McCain & Sarah Palin WIN?
*** What if ALL the polls are right and...er...uh...Barack Hussein wins?
*** What if Ryan and Katie were graduated from college?
*** What if our house sold this weekend?
*** What if I could sleep all night through without having to get up to tinkle?
*** What if gas goes below $2.00 a gallon?
*** What if I knew what we were having for dinner tonight?
*** What if I looked in the mirror and didn't see wrinkles?
*** What if I had a garage full of power tools?
*** What if the U.S.A. slides toward socialism - will Bill Gates share with me?
*** What if on Halloween people admire my costume - and I'm not wearing one?
*** What if the Banana Diet actually works?