I HATE IT WHEN THAT HAPPENS.....

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I HATE IT WHEN THAT HAPPENS.....

*   When I drop an egg on the floor.

*   When I get those little cracks in the ends of my fingers - OUCH!

*   When I have found the perfect spot in bed and then my nightgown is wrinkled and it seems as if I am sleeping on a piece of re-bar.

 * When I finish the laundry and find a towel, a pair of undies, and a dirty dishcloth that I missed.
  
*  When a button falls off as I am ready to leave.

* When my favorite bra wears out.

* When it's time for my mammogram and goozaka exam.

* When I miss someone's birthday.

* When I sneeze...yeah. That.

* When I am nekkid and can't avoid the mirror. Ewww.

* When it's time to cut my toenails.

* When I find something in a Tupperware container in the
   refrigerator that I don't recognize.

* When it's time to do the taxes and I can't find the papers which we need.

* When there are two pieces of bread left - and they are moldy.

* When I spend three days trying to win level 3-10 on Angry Birds -     I'm too old to be suddenly addicted to video games - or AM I?

* When I can't find the humor in all of the above!