MAYBE WE ALL NEED SOME LAUGHS...

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What does Obama say when you sneeze around him? I bless you.

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Since Barack Obama likes to play basketball and Sarah Palin was point guard on a state champion basketball team in high school. Obama said he'd like to play Palin in a game of horse. Palin wants a game of one-on-one. "I think I can take him," she said. "Everyone knows he won't move to his right."

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Q. Why will Obama hold a séance once he's in the White House?
A. So that he can thank everybody who voted for him.

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Q. Why won't President Obama have a turkey for Thanksgiving dinner?
A. Vice President Biden will be out of town.

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Why did Barack Obama cross the road? To tax the other side.

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ON SECOND THOUGHT... it's hard to come up with a funny joke about Obama...why is that?

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